Maybe Kellen Winslow wasn’t masturbating in a Target parking lot while fantasizing about Boston Market. Maybe he was only cheefing on some synthetic bud in a Target parking lot while fantasizing about Boston Market.
After the Internet ran with news that Winslow may have been flagged for lewd behavior, his camp has denied the “unfounded and ridiculous” claim.
— Denise White (@DeniseWhite_EAG) January 17, 2014
What else was he going to say? “Yeah, I was too baked to drive, so decided on a quick j/o sesh before hitting the Market.”
The initial arrest was comical enough. Everything else (whatever happened) is equally bizarre. Quit making bonehead decisions, and people will stop buying into the rumors. If nothing else, at least hide the lube.