Introducing Lion King: Eastern Michigan’s new college football player

Game. Set. Match. Eastern Michigan’s newest college football player, Lion King Conaway, now owns the greatest name in college football. Sorry Poona Ford. If it’s any consolation, your name is clearly the second best of the incoming freshmen.

To make matters even better, Conaway went ahead and dropped his extra baggage. That’s right, he’s now known simply as Lion King.

In 10 years, there may just be a Despicable Me roaming college football fields around the country. Think about that for a minute.