On Monday, TMZ reported that Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones got bashed in the head with a bottle by a stripper named Sweet Pea.
Both were on a party bus at roughly three in the morning celebrating Bryant McKinnie’s birthday.
Whatever presents McKinnie got were probably pretty great, but the memes see Jones’ injury as the gift that keeps on giving. Fred Smoot, the okra patch sprinter, completely agrees.
Jones wants nothing to do with the Sweet Pea Patch…
In all honesty, maybe Jacoby should forget Smoot and Pacman. Maybe he just needs to take a step away from the strippers for a bit. There’s another Sweet Pea out there that seems to be a lot more friendly.
Finally, well, let’s just say Jones had himself a pretty bad night.