Milwaukee Brewers’ famous racing sausage Guido is missing

Guido the Italian Sausage (No. 3) is missing. (Chris Morrison-USA TODAY Sports)

Folks, we have a serious crisis on our hands. One of the Milwaukee Brewers’ famous racing sausages is missing.

The sausage hunt is officially on for Guido the Italian Sausage (No. 3 in the photo above), according to the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel.

The Klement’s Racing Italian Sausage went barhopping in Cedarburg recently, delighting patrons and posing for photos. The only problem: No one can say who was wearing the $3,000 costume, which had just been stolen from the city’s Winter Festival.

The 7-foot-long weenie was lying unused in a backroom at the Milwaukee Curling Club’s new Cedarburg location during a fundraiser on Feb. 16 with beer-tasting and curling, and a witness saw the sausage walk out of the south door about 7:45 p.m., Cedarburg police Detective Jeff Vahsholtz said Wednesday. The Italian walked into TJ Ryan’s in Cedarburg an hour later and also made an appearance around midnight at The Roadhouse Bar and Grill.

A barhopping giant sized sausage on the loose? Try to tell that to your grandkids.

With baseball season fast approaching, a missing sausage is the last thing the Brewers’ organization needs.

Our best bet would be to lie out some grilled sausage and onions to lure him back.

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