Last weekend served us Upset Saturday. Even Paul wasn’t immune.
Bevo gored a covered wagon. Reveille scared the Bears up a Grove tree. Mike the Tiger toyed with Florida like they were a bunch of Gators in a petting zoo. The Utes looked more like woodpeckers than Red-Tailed Hawks.
Thank goodness for trampling elephants, or else Paul would be severely depressed. Let’s check out this week’s mascot matchups.
Last week: 3-5
Arkansas at Alabama
It’s a tusk measuring contest and the Elephant’s are bigger than the Razorback’s. Elephant stomps the pig and throws up the real “A.”
Washington State at Oregon
These Ducks must be on steroids, because they defy nature. Paul doesn’t grade on an anabolic curve.
Florida State at Clemson
Who is the better hunter: man or tiger? Seminoles are a long way from the Okefenokee swamp. Tigers were 3-0 last week and feast again.
Iowa at Ohio State
Paul sticks by his logic from last week: birds nest in trees; no tree, no baby Hawkeyes.
LSU at Ole Miss
Tigers versus Bears, you gotta love it. Too bad Black Bears are scrawny. They are like the hyena of North America.
Auburn at Texas A&M
Ever heard of a Bird Dog?
UCLA at Stanford
Bears still climb Trees, right?
South Carolina at Tennessee
Last Paul heard, Volunteers love Cocks.
Florida at Missouri
The Gators got mauled by some Tigers last week …
USC at Notre Dame
Paul loves a good battle of fisticuffs. Bad luck for the Irish, Trojans wear armor.