Get your obligatory “Everything’s bigger in Texas” lines out now.
Alright, are we good?
The Houston Texans finally unveiled the franchise’s obscenely massive new HD video scoreboard at Reliant Stadium, and it is officially bigger than the obscenely massive video scoreboard the rival Dallas Cowboys boast in The House That Jerry Built.
That teensy image you see in the middle of the screen in the photo above?
Yeah, that’s the size of the stadium’s old sign. These guys are not messing around.