Photo: LeBron James honeymooning at the Vatican with wife

Photo: Tony, via Deadspin

Photo: Tony, via Deadspin

LeBron James married high school sweetheart Savannah Brinson in a three-day San Diego extravaganza recently. From the Stateside coast, the happy couple jetted off to lovely Italy to do all the things honeymooners do: Drink wine, eat bomb food, and take private tours of some of the world’s most iconic historical landmarks.

Apparently, the newlyweds were at the Coliseum on Wednesday, and on Thursday headed over to the Vatican. It is easily one of the most beautifully ornate buildings man has ever built – we’re just curious about what Bron Bron thinks of the goods hanging over his left shoulder.