Bryce Harper never lived in a dorm room. He was never forced to wear flip-flops into shasty community showers, but it looks like the young Washington Nationals superstar is going to have to learn a lesson in cleanliness pretty soon.
Or else the world is going to be getting more pictures like this and, well, that’s just not cool.
Harper was forced to sit out the Nats’ 7-3 win over the Chicago Cubs with what the team was calling an “ingrown toe procedure.”
Would you like to know what an ingrown toe procedure looks like?
We thought so — enjoy:
— Bryce Harper (@Bharper3407) May 11, 2013
For those wondering, Harper is now taking medication to deal with an infection that arose in the area. Lovely.
[H/T: For The Win]