If you have not yet been introduced to @Vodka_Samm, allow us to do the pleasure. Formally known as Samantha Goudie, this girl raged harder than all of America during the first week of college football.
The mugshot is probably enough to give you an idea of just how drunk she was, but in case you were wondering, she blew a .341. Yes, you read that correctly.
For more of how her day at the Iowa football game unraveled, check out her story here. Her Twitter feed is legendary.
And this is exactly why Iowa has been named the No. 1 party school in the country.
Rock on, Hawkeyes. Oh yeah, and Yolo, because @Vodka_Samm only lives life at one speed.