Tiger Woods reportedly hammered drunk with Lindsey Vonn at Met Gala, because this is America

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Have you ever wondered what an absolutely hammered-drunk Tiger Woods looks like?

Woods and Lindsey Vonn made their first public appearance together at the Met Gala in New York City, and it was definitely one to remember — albeit in a hazy fog and with a massive hangover in the morning.

Us Magazine has the scoop on the behavior of a very tipsy Tiger:

“Tiger looked uncomfortable,” an onlooker at the Boom Boom Room says. The twosome checked out the Manhattan skyline (with a tux-clad Woods embracing Vonn from behind) and then took their seats, where they chatted, drank, held hands and kissed for much the night. At one point in the evening, the once-divorced golfer got up to dance awkwardly, bopping from side to side and grabbing Vonn’s butt affectionately as she giggled.

When it was time to go, around 2 a.m., a seemingly tipsy Woods fell while walking up a small flight of stairs—and didn’t move from the spot until Vonn, clenching her teeth and looking embarrassed, helped him up and guided him (swaying a bit as he walked) to the exit, according to a witness.

Can you blame the guy? He apparently just wanted to cut loose like regular Americans do on a weekly (sometimes nightly, don’t judge) basis. With that being said, did someone slip some extracurricular drugs in his drinks, because Tiger is cheezin’ like a five year old in all the photos (courtesy of The Superficial, for more photos check out their website).

Someone get this dude a Bloody Mary. Stat.

[MEMES: Tiger’s big night gets the treatment, keep smiling big guy]

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[Photos courtesy The Superficial, H/T Deadspin]

  • http://www.facebook.com/dick.sicario Dick Sicario

    As disipilined as this guy is on the golf course, it’s a shame to think that he doesn’t know better than to get trashed in public. Why ad to your PR problems, just when your making a comeback.

    Booze had gotten many,hope he isn’t it’s next victim

  • Steve

    Just cause he’s rich doesn’t mean he’s not a loser….grabbing her ass on the dance floor. What a douche!