Pittsburgh Pirates’ new bacon-egg-sausage-donut ‘Brunch Burger’ will blow your mind [Photo]

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Photo via Twitter (@cut4).

So, yeah, that is a bacon, egg and sausage breakfast sandwich, but that is not a bagel or an English muffin or whatever else you might expect.

That is a donut, it is covered in yellow and black, Pirates-colored sprinkles, and together it is known as the Brunch Burger.

Is your mind blown yet?

Because ours certainly are — not to mention our arteries. This bad boy makes it seem like we need to be scheduling a bypass surgery just looking at it, and we say that in the very best kind of way.

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And the best part? There were a solid 80 people bold enough to try this monstrous delight on Opening Day: