Porn star Nikki Benz promises lap dances to Team USA after Canada loss

Sure we have to keep Bieber. And yes, we have to watch Rob Ford dance a jig around Toronto. But look at this bet on the Teams USA-Canada hockey match by porn star Nikki Benz:

Were you prepared to live in a world where the 2011 Penthouse Pet of the Year is forced into a new vocation? Didn’t think so. So yeah, Biebs may be staying, but we do get to keep Benz.

And look, she’s even reaching out to Team USA. That’s good sportsmanship, right there.

[FOX Sports]