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One thing I never want to do in life is tear my anus, which is exactly what Argentina midfielder Javier Mascherano did against the Netherlands. The tear occurred while making a tackling save on Arjen Robben. The play by Mascherano kept the Oranje off the board and helped guide Argentina into penalty kicks – where they would ultimately prevail and advance to the World Cup final.
In the mixed zone, Javier Mascherano spared no words to describe the move: “I do not want to be rude … I tore the anus that play. So the pain …”
So for all the folks out there who think soccer is not a manly sport, go tear your anus and then run around on the field with the whole entire world watching. I think your mind might be changed.