Are you ready for the most explosive breakfast combo of all time? Biscuits and gravy connoisseurs beware, this may challenge all that you’ve ever known.
The Mountaineers’ head coach, Dana Holgorsen, is famously addicted to Red Bull (because he’s extreme, duh!), so Morgantown’s Tudor’s Biscuit World added that to a combo in honor of the man who they are hoping will lead their team to a Big 12 title.
Hey, if anything is certain, it is the fact that biscuits go absolutely perfectly with high-powered offenses. How else to explain the $7.77 price tag?
The price pays homage to the 70 points Motown hung on Clemson in the 2012 Orange Bowl.
The DANA Combo–Mountaineer Biscuit+Red Bull–$7.77 #WVU Tudors Biscuit World
— Tudor’s Motown (@TudorsMotown) February 22, 2013
— RosaParxWVU (@RosaParxWVU) February 22, 2013
Did we mention that it comes “with an extra side of sexy”?
h/t: SB Nation