Well, it looks like good ole’ Tiger has gotten back up on that saddle on more than just the links. Following a massive adultery scandal that shredded his marriage and his public persona, Mr. Woods is finally back to winning golf tournaments, and, as of Monday, back to serious dating as well.
What had long been rumored was finally made official when superstar skier Lindsey Vonn announced her relationship with Tiger via — where else? — Facebook. Here’s what Vonn wrote underneath this cheesy/prom/homecoming/creepy pic of the together:
I guess it wasn’t a well-kept secret but yes, I am dating Tiger Woods. Our relationship evolved from a friendship into something more over these past few months and it has made me very happy. I don’t plan on addressing this further as I would like to keep that part of my life between us, my family and close friends. Thank you for understanding and your continued support! xo LV
Ummm, yeah, about that “understanding” and “continued support.” Some folks treaded lightly in terms of the jokes, but the vast majority did not.
[Keep it Cheesy: Tiger’s new Dick’s Sporting Goods commercial is … alright]
What does Tiger and Lindsey Vonn have in common? They both have been going downhill for the last few years. (rimshot)
— Randy Coffee (@javaonline) March 18, 2013
Right? RT @naomiorreLindsey Vonn, oh honey…you can do so much better.
— Jenna Bennett (@jennasbennett) March 18, 2013
Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn?Just remember Eldrick, ski poles can impale you AND bust up your car.
— Reed Hamilton (@iReedifer) March 18, 2013
Tigers dating Lindsey Vonn. #whatthehell
— GolfPrincess (@Onpargolfgirl) March 18, 2013
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn – very nice couple, happy to hear Tiger’s dating again
— Kaushik Mukhopadhyay (@KaushikIV1991) March 18, 2013
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are dating, so if you’re planning something sleazy you want sports media to ignore, today is the day to do it.
— Jonathan Morales (@sosaysjonathan) March 18, 2013
Tiger n Lindsey Vonn?? Ahhhh shittt ma nigga tiger
— =.](@F0kkk) March 18, 2013
So Tiger is dating Lindsay Lohan and Lindsey Vonn got glitter bombed ? #brokentelephonetwitter
— Paul W Bromby (@PaulBromby) March 18, 2013
Tiger Woods starts winning again. Now he’s dating Lindsey Vonn. coincidence? I think not.
— Tom Brady’s Ego (@TomBradysEgo) March 18, 2013
Tiger woods is dating Lindsey vonn…..damn you tiger damn you and your balling life
— Lawton Hendricks (@LawtoH11) March 18, 2013
Tiger Wood is dating Lindsey Vonn now? Dude has an affinity for blonde bombshells. #wellplayed
— Matt Soucy (@matt_soucy) March 18, 2013
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are dating. I give it a month before a cocktail waitress says Tiger gave her his 3 wood
— Darryn Hobbs (@HarrynDobbs) March 18, 2013
Is it true that Tiger Woods is banging Lindsey Vonn?
— ADE HiGHROLLER (@AdeWorldPeace) March 18, 2013
@jasonsobelgc Hey Lindsey Vonn is dating the golf club salesman from that Nike commercial!
— Mike Fields (@MikeFieldsNE) March 18, 2013
OMG OMG OMG, TIGER AND LINDSEY VONN ARE FACEBOOK OFFICIAL YOU GUYS!!!!!! #sarcasm
— Brian Wilson (@DoucheBWilson) March 18, 2013
Lindsey Vonn getting that Tiger D.
— Cory Belcher (@CoryNtheHouse) March 18, 2013
Did Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn really take glamour shots and make things FaceBook official? My money is off Tiger for The Master’s!
— Regie Rieder (@RegieRieder) March 18, 2013
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are dating? I wonder how many times she does phone checks.
— Jake Gordon (@Jakeg182) March 18, 2013
Tiger is dating Lindsey Vonn?! That dog
— Jon Moravitz (@Jon_Moravitz07) March 18, 2013
Lindsey Vonn might need to fumigate her vagina
— Sir Darb Renlim (@BradMilner) March 18, 2013
Oh Tiger Woods, just when you were getting back on track, you had to go & link up with attention ‘garden tool’ Lindsey Vonn.#TrainWreck
— SK (@salinakyles) March 18, 2013
Tiger Woods is dating Lindsey Vonn…OMG!!! This is HUGE!!! Worthy of breaking news for sure! I can now breathe easier! Thank you news media
— Pauly (@PaulyOs) March 18, 2013
Damn Tiger, should have waited til after the Masters to announce your future failed relationship with Lindsey Vonn.
— John Griffey (@johngriffey) March 18, 2013
Damn tiger is with lindsey vonn, I wonder how good she is with a 9 iron…
— Josh Remington (@joshremington) March 18, 2013
If Tiger Woods can find love there is still hope for Taylor Swift.
— Tom Brady’s Ego (@TomBradysEgo) March 18, 2013
@tigerwoods glad you’re back, playa!
— Damon W. Perry (@DamonwDoGgy) March 18, 2013
tiger woods… damn son Lindsey Vonn….The swag with Tiger is unreal
— Josh Johnson™ (@Joshyy_Rey) March 18, 2013
At least we know Tiger Woods’ relationship type: white blondes who are accustomed to downhill spirals.
— Karen Howell (@karenehowell) March 18, 2013
So Tiger Woods updated his Facebook from single to in a relationship.Who cares?
— SarahMSHold (@SMS_22) March 18, 2013
WTF moment of the day: receiving tweet from Tiger Woods declaring his new Facebook dating status along with prom-esque pictures of couple.
— Clint Squier (@ClintSquier) March 18, 2013