Video: Christian Ponder washing hair in CVS parking lot before a wedding

Initial thought: Holy s***! Chrisian Ponder is destitute. He blew his wad, is getting dumped by the Vikings, and is homeless washing his hair in CVS parking lots. Poor guy.

On second reading: SOB is married to Sam Steele. He gets paid first-round cash to be backup. His alma mater just won the BCS title. He’s probably headed to an open bar wedding reception. And he quotes “Blades of Glory” like a f***ing champion.

Ponder has this whole life thing figured out.

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