ESPN’s Joe Tessitore is impressed by Johnny Manziel ‘VIP-ness’ [Video]

Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel before throwing out the first pitch prior to the San Diego Padres game against the Washington Nationals at Petco Park. (Christopher Hanewinckel-USA TODAY Sports)

The exploits of Johnny Football have obviously impressed ESPN’s Joe Tessitore. (Christopher Hanewinckel-USA TODAY Sports)

Ready to let the 13-year old idiot in you out in a stupid, totally unnecessary giggle-fest?

We thought so.

ESPN’s Joe Tessitore, during a “College Football Live” segment on the first freshman to ever win a Heisman Trophy, was trying to explain why the public eye should be on Johnny Manziel’s passing and on-field performance rather than on his “VIP-ness.”

Get it (wink wink, nudge nudge)? If not, just say it out loud: “VIP … ness.”

Well, don’t say it too loud, in case you’re still at the office. Just listen to the background giggles by the guy who taped Tessitore’s little monologue, and enjoy.

Video courtesy TheeChosenOne

[H/T: Deadspin, via Lost Lettermen]