SIU men’s basketball coach Barry Hinson offered up an epic rant following his team’s 73-65 loss to Murray State on Tuesday night.
Right from the jump Hinson referred to his players as “mama’s boys.” Several times he called the team “un-coachable.” He also said specific players’ names, while diagnosing their game as awful.
Hinson’s wife must be a character; according to the coach she can hit more than two buckets on 11 shots, because she knows how to shot fake. Mrs. Hinson apparently knows that size doesn’t matter.
Come for the penis jokes, stay for the Seal Team 6 references. Here may be the best meltdown of the year. Better late than never.
[Thanks to Awful Announcing for the audio]
*UPDATE* Below is video of Hinson’s press conference.