First, the details: Terrell Owens, at 39 years old, seems to have finally come to grips with the fact that his NFL career is over and done with. He is now the proud owner of the Dallas Strikers, a team in the Professional Bowlers Association League, according to NFL.com.
He debuted during the United States Bowling Congress Open Championships in Reno on Tuesday and Wednesday, rolling a 185 in his first game. Legit. However, his second and third games wound up at a less-than-All-Pro 129 and 161.
Alright, now that the facts are out of the way, let’s get to the fun stuff.
Well, actually, even better, let’s just let the announcers do all the ripping on Owens they can in a 96-second span. Seriously, these guys are cold-hearted, especially considering the fact that having Owens bowling is pretty much the only time we’re paying attention to the sport outside of birthday parties — zing!
[More sports weirdness: Bob Ley’s face is the funniest thing we’ve seen in a while]