Houston Texans ask fired coach Wade Phillips to renew luxury suite

You can’t blame the Houston Texans sales staff for doing its job, but man this is awkward. Apparently a Texans representative called newly fired defensive coordinator Wade Phillips, asking if he wanted to renew his luxury suite.

Had the sales crew hit up Bum’s son on Friday, the day before he was axed, they might have had a puncher’s chance. But this, they were drawing dead.

Guess when you’re pumping a 2-14 team, leave no stone unturned.

[h/t FTW]