I was advised by a friend that we should take it easy on our new SEC brethren, Texas A&M and Mizzou. Give them a chance to get acquainted with the professional league of college sports. I wanted to take his advice, I really did, but they continually do things that make us scratch our heads.
There’s a two word line in the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall that applies perfectly to the Aggies joining the SEC: “do less.” As in, don’t try so hard. Be the cool kid. Sit back and enjoy the ride.
We get it by now, you are pumped to be part of the SEC, and we can’t fault you for that. Welcome A&M, now take a deep breath and relax (and feel free to start some trash talking).
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