Life’s real tough for college football players, getting hooked up with iPads and a bunch of other s.w.a.g. when they show up to campus. Free meals, scooters, all the girls they want, sweet team-issued gear, etc. When I got to college all that was waiting for me was an empty dorm room. Oh yeah, and I had to pay for EVERYTHING, including my education which I’m still in debt from. College football players sure live a rough life, graduating without anything hanging over their head. Call me when you’ve eaten peanut butter and jellys and Easy Mac for breakfast, lunch and dinner for six weeks straight.
— Mizzou Football (@MizzouFootball) June 12, 2015
They’re all smiling, but none of them are happy, because this is the hard knock life. Get these guys some more benefits.